We got a sexy take on Charlie Brown’s Christmas happening in Los Angeles, courtesy of the Monday Night Tease gang. Naked Girls Reading will be reading “A Christmas Carol” in New Orleans. Here in Seattle, Ben DeLaCreme and Kitten LaRue (The Atomic Bombshells) will be presenting their legendary “Homo for the Holidays” show, now celebrating its fifth year! The gals from Purrlesque in North Carolina are offering two different shows in one night for a discounted price, with live music! There’s even a workshop in Tucson, Arizona where Fanny Galore will teach you how to put on a sexy Santa-themed striptease for that special someone on Christmas night after you put the kids to sleep.
Lots of sexy holiday fun out there for you folks. Take a break from the shopping and enjoy yourself. That’s what the holidays are all about, right?
Friday, December 21 I Homo For The Holidays! 2012 “Homo For The Holidays!” is a hearty holiday fruitcake packed with rollicksome reindeer, enticing elves, ghostly guests, sexy snowstorms, agile angels, musical Maccabees and new ways to define coming home. It’s not Christmas in July, it’s Pride in December! Light your menorah, stuff your stockings, and join your chosen family in celebrating the best wintry holiday of all: “Homo For The Holidays!”
Saturday, December 22 I Xmas Maximus! The Christmas Burlesque Circus of Events! Come join Darrell’s Tavern in Shoreline for their 2nd Annual Xmas Maximus show! A perfect mixture of the holiday spirit, adult spirits, and perhaps a little circus mischief! Be prepared for your favorite Christmas tunes played by some of the areas finest musicians, the grand comedy of the infamous Cathy Sorbo (the voice of the Rat City Roller Girls) and holiday performances by Lady Lux Burlesque Troupe.
Saturday, December 22 I Funky Santa Party Feat. Emily Asher’s Garden Party Band & the Jezebel Rebels Emily Asher’s Garden Party Band is sure to delight with their New Orleans style jazz and swing. You’ll want to dance to this band for sure as we continue our Funky Santa party tradition. The Jezebel Rebels bring Christmas Burlesque A Go-Go! A fun and tantalizing tease to titillate.
San Francisco, California
Friday, December 21 I Bubbles on Fire presents HOLIDAYS FROM HELL Bubbles on Fire presents HOLIDAYS FROM HELL, the hottest holiday burlesque show in the world! Starring a dazzling array of top-shelf talent including: Candy Pie, Luci Fur, Baby Blue Boom Boom, Candi Fornia, Chesthair A Gogo, Cleo Torres, Feral Fox, Glory Knickerbocker, Sindee Rose, Suzil Von Schtupt, Tipsy Daisy, Trixie Fou Laurent, Yve Jobs, Valhalla Voom and amazing special guests! Hosted by the Lovely Patina de Copper who will be giving you jokes, presentation and DOOR PRIZES!!
Los Angeles, California
TONIGHT! Tuesday, December 18 to Sunday, December 23 I Stefan Haves Presents: ATOMIC HOLIDAY LIFTOFF!!! The final(?) cirque, comique, aerial, music, dance, drink and eat spectacle! Your Town Follies and Cirque du Soleil’s Stefan Haves has secured premiere West-Coast clown, comic, acrobatic, and aerial performers – a different award-winning, awe-inspiring, death defying, laughter-provoking cast every night including Godfrey Daniels from Seattle’s Moisture Festival, the Quiddlers’ Micro Jackson and Little Village People, Magician Justin William (Host of “Cupcake Wars”) and a cavalcade of awesome Las Vegas Cirque cast members.
Monday, December 24 I Monday Night Tease! Presents: A Charlie Brown XXX-mas Burlesque Show Join Monday Night Tease for an evening of burlesque hosted by the holidays favorite underdog, Buster Balloon as Charlie Brown. Burlesque performances by: Nikita Bitch Project, Lili VonSchtupp, Holly Go Darkly, Ron Dez Vous, Red Snapper, Bo Toxique, Tiger Sparks, Cici Stilletto and Mae Lust.
Saturday, December 22 I Sexy Santa Workshop Looking for the perfect gift for that special someone? Bring your sexy back in this fun and creative workshop! You’ll leave with a pair of custom decorated pasties, a feather boa, and a simple and sexy strip tease to perform for your lover!
New Orleans, Louisiana
Wednesday, December 19 I Naked Girls Reading presents “A Christmas Carol” It’s a Naked Girls holiday tradition. Join Michelle L’amour, Bella Blue and Juicy Fruits as they doff their gay apparel and take to the stage for a reading of Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” in addition to other holiday favorites. Spiked hot chocolate and nudity will both warm your chestnuts on this festive occasion. Purchase a ticket and download a special Naked Girls Reading Christmas Card!
Winston-Salem, North Carolina
Saturday, December 22 I Purrrlesque! 50 Shades of Red and Green Two enchanting and alluring separate shows at 8pm & 10pm. The holidays never felt so naughty! Starring: Tiger RoxXx, Peaches de Vine, Jenn Martin, Memphis Meurte, Stage Slave Gavin and special guests Jessica Katharsys, Brandy Valentine from Charleston, South Carolina, April le Queen from Asheville and Pandora Von Kitt from Raleigh. When the man in that satiny red suit brings a whip and your elves are in lace then you know you have made it to a magickal Purrrrlesque! wintery place!
New York, New York
Monday, December 24 I Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad Xmas Eve Holidays are upon us and once again, Nice Jewish Girls Gone BAD returns to Soho Gallery For Digital Art for their annual night of speakeasy fun. Come schmooze and laugh as we present a fun night of comedy, music and booty shakin’